On the Miss Universe website, the contestants are asked "What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?" GREAT QUESTION! And here are some of my favorite answers from those I read:
- Albania: "I AM DELIGHTED TO ADMIT THAT THIS IS MY VERY FIRST AMAZING AND UNIQUE EXPERIENCE. " (Note: ALL CAPS not necessary. I blame the person transposing as Miss Albania is far too pretty to have made that mistake on her own)
- Angola: "I was in an airplane crash, escaping from an invasion in my city, during the civil war." (Uh, OK, you win. That's ridiculously unique and interesting, holy cow)
- Antigua: "I have recently developed an interest in the different types of snakes located around the world." (Thank you Wikipedia!)
- Argentina: "Sometimes I feel I am psychic because I have paranormal experiences." ("This pageant is clear")
- Bolivia: "On one occasion, when nobody knew what to do, in a compulsive and sudden action, I saved my father`s life." (Wow. You and Angola are kicking some trash right now on this question, I have to say)
- China: "When I was in drama school I played many different roles." (And when I was in Math class I did a lot of equations... is that unique too?)
- Finland: "My parents said that I never hit puberty! " (Judging by your picture, I would disagree with your parents)
- Guatemala: "What is interesting about me is normalcy. I am unique because of that." (COPOUT!)
- Hungary: "I still do not know who registered me for this pageant." (she's writing a book titled "How to Accidentally Get to Miss Universe")
- Nigeria: "WINNING THE BEAUTY PAGEANT, MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN NIGERIA (UNIVERSE)." (Easy now, Miss Nigeria, let's not get carried away already...)
- Ukraine: "Once I had a dream that I was competing in the Miss Universe competition, and a year later, I won in the national contest..." (You and Miss Argentina should talk)
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Dave - I would pay money to read this. Hilarious as always.
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