Showers Have Gotten Decidedly More Complicated

Posted by Jessica


First Dave has to stuff his leg into a giant garbage bag.


Then he tapes the top air-tight.

Then he stuffs his leg into a second garbage bag. And tapes it again.

Then he hobbles to his shower where he gets to sit in a lawn chair lovingly stuffed into the stall by his helpful fiancee. He rests his foot on a small up-side-down tupperware container and uses his pitcher for rinsing. The whole cleansing ordeal, which took him 5 minutes pre- gimp-ification, now takes 45. During the process, from outside, one can frequently hear loud thumps and crashes and muted growling grumbles. One knows better than to inquire or offer assistance though, lest said muted growling then becomes directed at one.

Looks fun, right?? :)